[Connor sits, trying to think of something to tell her.]

Well... on the day I was activated, I saved a little girl from a hostage situation. An android had gotten upset because he was going to be replaced, and he shot her father before taking the little girl to the roof. He was going to jump off with her, but I managed to talk him down. It was the first case of deviancy in an android- that is, an android gaining emotions.

[Because this is what people apparently talk about over dinner. To be fair, he's only ever had dinner with Hank, and that entailed talking about cases.]